Survey: Jokes corner (bY
Umaparam..thanx)
1. I have good
news and bad news
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
Patient:
What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient:
Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient:
That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
2.
How much will this cost me?
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00
for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
3. Would you please
do me a favor?
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
4. Dentist: Could you help me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.
Dentist:
There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game
5.
I can't find the cause of your pain
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a
cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back
when you're sober"
6. People are ignoring me
A patient walks into a doctor's office.
Patient:
Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!
7. I want to lose some weight
A man, seeking to lose some of
his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Of course!
Cut your head off
8. A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several
times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it
hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
Some of
my collection of jokes
Umaparan (
umaparan78@yahoo.co.uk)
dryaye
